31 weeks 5 days. 4 pounds 10 ounces. He looks like his daddy. Baby Callum is perfect.

31 weeks 5 days. 4 pounds 10 ounces. He looks like his daddy. Baby Callum is perfect.


basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

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grandmasterbooty:

this is the greatest thing kanye ever did its better than yeezus

grandmasterbooty:

this is the greatest thing kanye ever did its better than yeezus

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hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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queenofflutterdash:

do u wanna build a ……………………….slime man 

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lazarusknowsthetruth:

foreverlovinlife:

  • please,
  • don’t eat less, eat right
  • don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
  • don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
  • don’t shut yourself away, speak up
  • don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
  • don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

Thank you for this post

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jakemalik:

someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”

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bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys

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lanashiftdelrey:

friend: omg is that a spider behind you

me:

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imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

imcalvinhughe:

this would literally ruin people’s lives

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worker11811:

why does sex have to be hard why can’t I just walk up to one of my friends and be like hey we trust each other and I’ve got a lot of tension I need to work out so please take off your clothes and touch me and later we can go for pizza because we are friends and I like pizza

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we-are-starting-at-the-end:

Pop punk songs make you want to start a riot or leave you crying on the floor there is no in between 

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