High five my tongue with your tongue

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childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

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thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: dpaf]

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: dpaf]


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okatu:

pie eating contest?
nah son free pie

okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

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pemsylvania:

what if we shed skin like snakes i could hang my old skin in my room on clothes lines and watch it dry out


izzetheking:

HOw do i kill someone without looking rude

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Q
how's the little baby? (:
Anonymous
A

The little baby is good! Thank you for asking. It likes to ball up on my right side when I try to sleep. In 6 short days I find out what it’s sex is! I’m excited.


stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

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voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded

Me: ok…

Mom: *comes home early*

Me:

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